Subject: Grade school student exam answers about music.

     * "J.S. Bach died from 1750 to the present"
    * "Agnus Dei was a woman composer famous for her church music."
    * "Refrain means don't do it. A refrain in music is the part you
      better not try to sing."
    * "Handel was half German, half Italian, and half English. He was
      rather large."
    * "Beethove wrote music even though he was deaf. He was so deaf
      he wrote loud music. He took long walks in the forest even when
      everyone was calling him. I guess he could not hear so good.
      Beethoved expired in 1827 and later died from this."
    * "Henry Purcell is a well-known composer few people have ever
      heard of."
    * "An opera is a song of bigly size."
    * "A harp is a nude piano."
    * "Aaron Copland is one of our most famous contemporary
      composers. It is unusual to be contemporary. Most composers do
      not live until they are dead."
    * "A virtuoso is a musician with real high morals."
    * "Music sung by two people at the same time is called a duel."
    * "I know what a sextet is but I'd rather not say."
    * "Most authorities agree that music of antiquity was written
      long ago."
    * "My favorite composer is opus."
    * "Probably the most marvelous fugue was between the Hatfields
      and the McCoys."
    * "My very best liked piece is the bronze lullaby."